Beautiful rose.

(Creative writing exercise of the day)

Welcome, I guessed you were a guest and not to incite your insight, but have you seen the rose at the end of the rows? // Its presence there is the most beautiful of all presents, but have you heard the upcoming steps of the herd? // They were too, able to sense the scent it sent, but because they love easy preys, would the predators listen even to somebody that prays? // Before it gets to get rapped, I want it to be wrapped around my prose because rapt also has its pros, so if I find it, steal it and protect it, will I be fined? // I’m no prophet but I want to be the heroine, and trust that this is not for profit, or thus I would’ve already been selling heroin. // Beautiful rose, I chose to write the playwright because I know this rite of mine is right, let’s escape even for a couple of hours, until the whole world becomes ours.

- Imperfectly yours.

My friend Ozzy here affectionately calls this ‘The reverse BJ’. For the curious ones (and by curious I actually mean mentally challenged), let me know how it went ;) .. . #FunDayAtTheBeach

My friend Ozzy here affectionately calls this ‘The reverse BJ’. For the curious ones (and by curious I actually mean mentally challenged), let me know how it went ;) .. . #FunDayAtTheBeach

.. . Cheers!

… Cheers to the ones we didn’t stop on
Because maybe too impatient for those that were coming, 
We didn’t take time to stop for a while, 
And see the truth beyond the smiles.
… Cheers to the ones we couldn’t hold back
Because we thought there will be more beautiful ones,
Because we thought there’s no place for regrets, 
In a life that already seems long enough like this.
… Cheers to those who are here but we can no longer see, 
Because too preoccupied by the ones who now haunt us, 
We are unable to truly enjoy you dearies, 
This very exclusive way you deserve best.
… Cheers to those who inhabit our nights to talk and more, 
Because sometimes only a few hours is needed to frequent eternity
And because during the day we don’t have the time for, 
As we wake up from our dreams to make them real.
… Like ashes that never seem to be turning off, nonetheless 
You all have tried to make brighter the fire inside, 
And today its only mission is to seek your forgiveness.
Please accept these words that come from where it hurts, as I once had.
- Imperfectly yours

How strange and foolish is man. He loses his health in gaining his wealth. Then to regain his health he wastes his wealth. He ruins his present while worrying about his future, but weeps in the future by recalling his past. He lives as though death shall never come to him, but dies in a way as if he were never born

Ali ibn Abi Talib

Aww. This couple needs their own TV show!

No, we don’t look that much alike, thank you. @axelbedrock :)

No, we don’t look that much alike, thank you. @axelbedrock :)

A 37-year-old mother of three, she very succinctly told me about her life: “These were my options: I could be apart from my children for 10 hours each day while working in a sweatshop sewing buttons on shirts, or I could spend the day with my kids and, at night, talk to an interesting Western man, lie down with him for 20 minutes in a familiar, safe place and make a lot of money. Which would you choose?

Whenever I clean a mirror, I hold the Windex bottle sideways before pulling the trigger and admire how gangsta I would’ve been.

My friend Anthony Salazar

J&D’s Foods introduces you to bacon condoms, “the best thing to happen to your hog.” They said the condoms are made of “the highest quality latex” and are “generously coated with J&D’s baconlube, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.”

Lmao, I can’t breathe! Could a sausage that smells bacon, lead to misinterpretation and make a clumsy one bite inadvertently? And what about the penis-flavored condoms, will they be sold to be placed on cucumbers? Oh well, I guess now the logical expansion for this line of products would be the vegeterian Tofu version and the Halal meat one. 

For the crazy ones interested - May God bless you - that like to randomly smell like bacon, note that J&D’s also sells bacon sunscreen, bacon lip balm and other products. You are welcome. - Annie

(Source: bacontitsandcats)

I could kill right now, for a little bit of tenderness.

Microsoft Corp. Imagine Cup 2012 winners, the world’s premier student technology competition, honoring student technology innovations that address the world’s toughest problems. The winning Software Design project developed by Ukrainian Team quadSquad allows deaf individuals to communicate verbally using custom-designed sensory gloves and a smartphone application to translate sign language gestures into speech.

Edifying!